It's almost here! Twitching eyes, streams of sweat running down your back in shops, and a festive climax in the form of a gallbladder attack. But don't despair, I have a remedy for you! An exclusive evening full of themed jokes about how raw the reality of Christmas can sometimes be and what we all wish it could be like. We'll tell the truth about Santa Claus, spooky stories about unfulfilled wishes, overcrowded department stores, and instant consumer loans spent in a second.